He was the gay Fourth Grade Teacher at South Park Elementary and currently the President of the United States. Butters / Craig / Dude, what's wrong with you, you got some... Alright that's it, SCREW YOU GUYS; I'm going to home school. Garrison: 'Oh, my mother was from Alabama. Mr. Garrison you're just having a hard time dealing with the memories of your father's sexual abuse, so you switched personalities to Mr. Hat. Garrison: Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat...Kyle: Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?Mr.

Mr. Garrison: No, we can't do fingerpaint! Mr. Garrison: And so children, instead of saying "Hand in your papers." Cartman: Suck my balls.Ms.

You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.Mr. He is notable for having varied from a jerk to a full-blown antagonist and back again. Garrison: Was it because I was ugly?Mr. Throw it down! You go to hell! You have found the best Quotes by Mr. Garrison: 'Mr Garrison: 'What is 5x2?

I like men my own age. Timmy's retarded.Mr.

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Mr. Garrison: My whole life I've been a woman trapped in a man's body. (Mr. Garrison walks out of a shower with a towel around him. You wanna make out or something? I am not gay.Chef: Well, you sure do act like it.Mr. "Now I heard that in Japan,Everyone just lives in sin,They pray to several gods,And put needles in their skin.On December 25th,All they do is eat a cake.And that is why I go to Japan,And walk around and say,"Hey there Mr. Shintoist,Merry f(beep)king Christmas,God is going to kick your ass,You infidelic pagan scum.In case you haven't noticed,There's festive things to do,So lets all rejoice for Jesus,And Merry f(beep)king Christmas to you. Mephesto: What children?FBI Exec: This is NAMBLA, right?Dr. Come on, children.

Garrison: It was because I wasn't good enough wasn't it?Mr. Whip them out and I'll ... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. What the hell is that supposed to mean? I never realized Ben had TPS but I definately see the resemblenc... Get it! Quotes. Mr Garrison: 'Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.''
Clerk: We'll get you on the 7 A.M. flight tomorrow morning. What? Garrison: Well well well! A gyroscope. Butt sex! Vaginas, and penises!

I want to know why not!Mr. Sharon Marsh: Well I say we go find them and kick their devil-worshipping butts out of town! Goddammit, I don't think you children have been working on your ... M'kay Mr. Hat, you need to let me talk to Mr. Garrison. Mr. Garrison: Thanks. "Randy: Hey, you didn't get beeped.Jimbo: Uh, oh.Mr. “Well I’m sorry Wendy, but I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die!” –Mr. It's not really funny anymore.Man: Yeah, they're gonna have to come up with a new swear word now.Mr. Mr. Garrison, Sr. runs a local garage, Garrison and Son Gas Station, and spends a lot of time at the bar discussing strange situations with other townsfolk.

Have fun with your two-million d... Now we can sell all their homes and become millionares.

Mr. Garrison sees the activity and walks over, not sure what to make of it all.

', Mr. Garrison: 'Where are you from? You of all people should be sympathetic.Mr. Cartman: Alright that's it, SCREW YOU GUYS; I'm going to home school.Mr. '. Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman; Kyle gets surgery to become tall and black so he can play basketball; Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin. Garrison: What do you mean?Chef: Well, you're gay aren't you?Mr. Mephesto: Yes.FBI Exec: The North American Man Boy Love Association?Dr. Whip them out and I'll ... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Garrison: Aw dammit, I'm in the wrong place! Is there a history of sexual abuse in your family?Mr. (To his father) Sure, you can go out and screw every whore on Rhode Island, but when it came to your own son, you were just TOO BUSY! (Kenny laughs)Kyle: Shut up, fatass!Cartman: No seriously, Kyle's mom said Kyle getting good at fingering. Is "Girls Gone Wild" a real or fictional tv show? )Military official: Get it!Mr. Don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Mr. Garrison Quotes: Mr. Garrison: ...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Garrison: Well, they can't use "fag." Yes, Clyde?'

Mr. Garrison is a character from South Park, Mr Garrison: 'What is 5x2? Garrison: Alright children, let's all just try to ignore the fact that there's a little boy in a giant hamster ball and continue on with our lesson, okay? Have you... Can we do fingerpaint?

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's sep... Suck my balls. Mr. Garrison: Yeah except for me, I … You can achieve your goals; I'm living proof. Filmore: Can we do fingerpaint? Check out some of the IMDb editors' favorites movies and shows to round out your Watchlist.

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. There's monkeys that make better counselors than you! Yes, Clyde?'
Eric, Stanley j... What's the matter Stan, you seem down. Present them. I'm sorry, Eric. (to Mrs. Jane Smith) Yeah, that's right cash tucker! That word's kind of getting old. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina No! Garrison: Oh please God, let it be forever. Mr. Garrison: Nothing ever went wrong in this town before that evil Korn band showed up.Sharon Marsh: Well I say we go find them and kick their devil-worshipping butts out of town! (voice). Garrison: Oh good one Sherlock.

Which NBA team does Kyle Broflovski say he want to be apart of? © 2020 TV Fanatic Garrison Sr.: Oh my God!Mr. O... For the last time I am not Garrison-san! I heard there is no Christmas, Mackey: When was that?Mr. Mr. Garrison Quotes Mr. Mackey: Now Eric, all these people came here and paid to send you to camp because they care about you. Don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Kyle's been working on his fingering with his mom all night long. (Mr. Garrisons cries as he rushes up the stairs). (Mr.Garrison runs away crying), Mr. Garrison Sr.: God Dammit! Your vehicle is causing them to lose money.

Gerald Broflovski / Choksondik: Present them.Cartman: What?Ms. Borat is back! Cartman: Wait a minute, why the hell does he get an A-?Mr. What did I say?

Garrison: Don't call people names Stanley!!! Randy: That word's kind of getting old. Vaginas, and pe... Sure, you can go out and screw every whore on Rhode Island, but ... God Dammit! Eat me pervert. I never sexually abused you! I'm sending your butt to the principal's office! Mmkay.Mr. Great party Mr. Mackey.