Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! The wrestler nodded in agreement. Camera pans to the silent masked behemoth Kane. Sounds like an awesome line, "While you were in a hospital bed moaning in pain, your wife was over at my place moaning my name", "I'm a genetic freak, and what does he (Samoa Joe) see, when he sees me?

Bobby … "- The Undertaker, Edge: "I promise you that I will not Billy Gunn that King of The Ring", How could you not bring up The Great Undertaker line-.
A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. This is pretty good. Quote Reply Topic: Great Wrestling One-Liners Posted: 30/March/2011 at 03:54: This isnt a best catchphrase topic just great one-liners in a promo said by our favorite wrestlers. My favorite has to be from Cornette from those promos he did for WWF in the late 90's: "And on a personal note to Hulk Hogan, you are a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too." This is always the top quote, May I ask the context of this line? asked the genie. As expected, the Russian has with way with the American. Many of The Rock's impressions of his …

“Wrestling is a team sport, and an individual sport all rolled into one.” -William Baldwin “Never wrestle with a strong man nor bring a rich man to court.” -Latvian Proverb “It’s a little like wrestling a gorilla. Suddenly, the American explosively turns the match around, pins the Russian, and gains the victory for the American team. A piece of bacon! Honestly, I didn't give you much of a chance." New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the SquaredCircle community, Press J to jump to the feed. My favorite has to be from Cornette from those promos he did for WWF in the late 90's: "And on a personal note to Hulk Hogan, you are a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.". The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. The American coach sends his wrestler into the match with little hope of winning. Pretty sure this could go in "favourite quotes" thread. Absolutely hillarious fighting one-liners! the genie asked.

"You listen to me, you'll go to the top!

Humor is wonderful and I look for ways to help reduce the grief during these hard times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGbKRK_izcs. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. The wrestler says, "Well, coach, when he had me down on the ground all rolled up, I saw a pair of nuts dangling in front of my face, and I just bit them as hard as I could." You don’t quit when you’re tired – you quit when the gorilla is tired.” -Robert Strauss

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It's really not as bad a promo as people have made it out to be, other than the card stuff not making much sense. 'If Ya Smell What the Rock Is Cookin'! ' What are the best one-liners in wrestling history? "But the squirrel?" IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!" Hardik: Very Nice Stories Thank you for this one. Bubba Ray to the large woman sitting front row at an ECW house show holding a sign that said "I sold my body for these seats". The coach is shocked. This is what makes the Rock the most electrifying … One one-liner that always tickled me, was when Taker and Kane were in the feud with the Two Man Power Trip, and cutting an in-ring promo. The remaining American wrestler is 5'10", 175lbs., and his Russian counterpart is 6'7", 300lbs and all muscle. The Russian wrestling team and American wrestling team are having a 5-on-5 exhibition match. -Vince McMahon, " Im Kickin' your ass, what do you think Im doin'!?! He's never lost a match because of this pretzel hold he has. Both teams are down to their final wrestlers, tied at two wins apiece. He said the two Man Power Trip was the most dominant force in wrestling. A few of the best one-liners I remember include: "Your yard is in the middle of my world" said by HHH The crowd not chanting DDT made it more awkward. I had to laugh, even Kane thought it was funny. Once applied, no wrestler had ever been able to escape the hold.When the match between the Russian and the American began, it was evident that the American had superior quickness, but the Russian was stronger and was just laying in wait for the American to make a mistake so he could apply the pretzel hold.

I Gotta Get in My Truck, Drink Some Steveweisers... 12 of 15. A few of the best one-liners I remember include: "Your yard is in the middle of my world" said by HHH, "You are the world's dumbest Son of a Bitch" said by Stone Cold Steve Austin, "How does feel Rock, to be in a match that you cant win and I cant Lose" said by Mankind, "I've got the brass to fire your Ass" said by Vince Mcmahon, "Your blood will stain New York City: said by HHH, "I think the Mcmahon-helmsley era kinda sucks" said by Mankind, "The only shot you got at King of the Ring is me kicking your face right off your head" said by The Undertaker, "You all bought it Hook, line and sinker" said by Vince Mcmahon, "I did for The Rock" said by Rikishi (It was so asinine that it was a great one-liner), "With Me sticking my foot so far down your throat, that you'll be pissing out shoelaces" Said by AJ Styles. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. I honestly kinda just want WM to come and go just to get Kurt back. TimRay: I've heard this story decades ago.

Taker: Me and my brother are not known for our sense of humour, but HHH said something that made us laugh. At that time Kane was still the 'Big Red Machine', with the body suit, mask, never talked much, and his body was roided to the max. It was called the 'Pretzel hold' because when the hold was applied, his opponent's body would resemble the shape of a pretzel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. Shut your mouth and know your role, you damn Jabroni!

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Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said,' Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. The Russian wrestling team and American wrestling team are having a 5-on-5 exhibition match. Cookies help us deliver our Services. All sorted from the best by our visitors.

The remaining American wrestler is 5'10", 175lbs., and his Russian counterpart is 6'7", 300lbs and all muscle. "I need something to go' click-click' to start the horse!!!".
Rowdy Roddy Piper. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold! You don't wanna play cards with me because I'll cheat. ", "Lady, If you sold your body by the pound you'd be a fucking millionaire!". The American wrestler returns to the sidelines where the coach asks him, "Son, how were you able to defeat that big Russian? I continue to look for jokes for my cremation jewelry page on facebook for MiniMemorials.com The World Wrestling Championship was being held in the UP of Michigan, at the "Paper Clip Center' just outside UMPsville, between the 2 finalists, a American and a …

Both teams are down to their final wrestlers, tied at two wins apiece. He had pinned every wrestler he had faced using this hold. A collection of jokes about WWE. The largest collection of fighting one-line jokes in the world. Abraham: HAHA! He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. You don't listen to me, you're never heard from again! " The Russian's back hit the mat more... A few years ago at the World Amateur Wrestling Championship, there was a pairing of an experienced and undefeated Russian heavyweight wrestler going up against an inexperienced, upstart American heavyweight.The main reason for the Russian wrestler's success was a hideous hold he had developed called the 'pretzel hold'. Q: What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?