I'm saying one-fourth of Americans are retards. Hardly Boys Gender Male Hair Color Frank: Brown Joe: Black Occupation Detectives Voiced by Trey P The Official South Park Studios Wiki Well, I heard that 9/11 was caused by President Bush. The turd could have been put there to cover up 9/11! Not me. Collections.

Oh God, here we go again! Don't kill me! Our queue is available only to registered users. Richard Dawkins begins teaching evolution to the class, prompting Mrs. Garrison to throw shit at him. The boys won't help him. We control everything! About. With Richard Dawkin's intellect and Mrs. Garrison's balls, they plan to rid the world of religion forever. 9/11 was not a conspiracy, fatass! We are all-knowing and all-powerful. This is too big a mystery for me. It'll be 9/11 all over again. Cartman can't take the wait any longer and decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out.

All right, all right, I was not responsible for 9/11! They enlist the Hardly Boys, two young men who solve crimes and give each other clues. All Rights Reserved. 2020 South Park Digital Studios LLC. Oh really?! Well why don't you just tell people the truth?! Hardly Boys - Official South Park Studios Wiki | South Park Studios UK & Ireland. Despite being citizens of South Park, the Hardly Boys also have a book series of their adventures that is shown during their introduction montage. You aren't the one, who had to walk into the boys' bathroom, okay, after having tuh, to wake up early, you know, there's no, no coffee in the teachers' lounge, and then you, you walk into the bathroom just to find a big dook laying there in the urinal! Mr. Mackey has the police investigate the bathroom but they don't get very far. Well did you know that over one-fourth of people in America think that 9/11 was a conspiracy? Mr. Mackey has the police investigate the bathroom but they don't get very far. We think they came from a government office. Then you're free to invade any country you want.

But probably the most damning of all is the evidence seen in this photo of Tower 2! But one fourth of the population is retarded. The books are written by Fredrick Dickinson. After the case is solved, the Hardly Boys set out to follow more "clues". Yes. 0. please login or register. Episodes & Videos. Come on. I, I just do what they say! That's all we had to do! The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge. Whattaya mean? Frank has brown hair. Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel. Kyle!

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Towelie is left to save the day. the hardly boys in: so that's about the long andshort of it, hardly boys. Yes, we need to go over it again in the classroom so they understand what really happened. Once again, the boys appear to be solely concerned with their erections rather than the investigation of the case. Whoever did it must have been angry with the school. Well, l-uh, I mean, uh, you never know.


Richard then motorboats Garrison. Mr. Mackey, I think you might want to entertain that this is some kind of conspiracy, just like 9/11. Hold onto your seats! Later, however, when Stan and Kyle meet the Hardly Boys' detective father, Mr. Hardly informs them that the Hardly Boys managed to discover the truth behind both the Urinal Deuce and the 9/11 Conspiracy by "following their clues" to a 9/11 Conspiracy Party, where they were "getting clues every five seconds" and where Frank almost "shot clue goo all over Joe".

The stalls were full and I didn't wanna miss recess!

Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it. Cartman goes to San Francisco to try and get Kyle out, but not without protection. And some jokester took a poop in it! My friend is being blamed for 9/11. Free Episodes. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution. More important?! Because anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard! The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom. Towelie is left to save the day. As such, they may also parody Beavis and Butt-head. Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. However, upon arriving at the scene, they both prove to be apparently inept, by constantly saying that they are feeling "raging clues" which in truth means they are both getting erections. Do you mind telling us what the hell is going on?? Dude, do you mind telling me why CIA guys. But they'll make up a scapegoat, send him to detention, and make us all believe it. Cartman is going nuts waiting for the Nintendo Wii to come out. All Rights Reserved. All Rights Reserved. "South Park" Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (TV episode 2006), https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Hardly_Boys?oldid=411199, "The Case of the World Trade Center Conspiracy". The Catholic parents of a student is very unhappy with the evolution in the classroom.

Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things. Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Mr. Mackey becomes obsessed with discovering who defecated in the boy's room urinal of South Park Elementary, he contacts the police, who in turn hire the Hardly Boys to help figure out who was responsible.

You think we don't know your name?! And maybe, maybe you think it's a victimless crime. Uh this is too big a mystery for me. Let's take a test sample: There's four of us, you're a retard, that's one-fourth. Cartman enlists Butters to help him freeze himself until the Nintendo Wii comes out.

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Principal Victoria hires Richard Dawkins to teach it. But, everyone thinks I was responsible for 9/11. I think frogs are good pets. The boys won't help him. Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is outraged she has to teach evolution. I think we'd better call in the Hardly Boys. The Hardly Boys in: [the cover of book 37 is shown] The Mystery of the Urinal Turd. It was only the world's most intricate and flawlessly-executed ever, ever. Forum. Yeah, our eyes are finally open, dude. Yes. Just one thing, Mr. President: How the devil did you know we were all here? Mr. Mackey has the … Are you saying that one-fourth of Americans are retards? Shop. There's a lot of holes in the Theory of Evolution too; it doesn't mean it's wrong.

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You didn't plan 9/11 and you really didn't shoot that guy! The media, the corporations, they have the power to do anything they want. Get all your citizens riled up and waving American flags. and nobody knowswho's responsible ? The Hardly Boys. The Hardly Boys are brought in to find the culprit.