He's gonna warn all the Chinese and they're gonna kill your parents!

Cartman and Butters are in the middle of the street. The flag of the People's Republic of China flaps over the Bird's Nest, aka the National Stadium], Welcome to the televised broadcast of the Olympic Opening Ceremonies from Beijing.

The boys await any updates about the arrest of Spielberg and Lucas.

You have to shoot him, Butters!

[uncovers his eyes and rises from his seat] Let's get out of here Kyle!

I can't do this anymore, okay?

Watch Episode "Super Fun Time/Images" "The China Probrem/Images" "Breast Cancer Show Ever/Images" This page is a gallery for images from Season Twelve's "The China Probrem". That's what Indy would have wanted. [sobs softly in relief] Aw no... [South Park, day. [turns around and faces Stan] Did we?! Okay, okay I'm freaked out.

In the episode, titled "Band in China," Randy Marsh travels to China to sell marijuana from his farm in the Chinese market.

This episode was dedicated to him. You don't have to feel alone anymore. The diners are all up against the wall.

[quickly enters the room, turns on the light and comes to his side] Sweetiekins, are you all right?

We were all in the theater that day. [the boys gather around the officers].

They're taking over our country, Butters! We're safe! [they follow her to their table and take their seats. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic ... https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_China_Probrem, Forums.southpark.cc.comThe China Probrem Season s12 Episode e08 Written By Trey Parker Production Code 1208 Original Air Date 2008-10-08 Episode Chronology The Official South Park Studios Wiki, https://forums.southpark.cc.com/wiki/The_China_Probrem. The same.

[walks off to his right]. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_China_Probrem?oldid=130517. [heads to a window with Butters in tow, and opens it] Don't come any closer! [Indy reluctantly removes his briefs. Cartman is getting restless] No!

Then you saw what Lucas and Spielberg did to him!

[Kyle throws up] Come on dude! [begins to cry and leans into Kyle's shoulder. [Murphy's recollection end and he's crying. [Lucas is raping a man dressed as a Storntrooper]. [Stan's jaw drops.

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Awwh.

Sure enough, a Chinese family of five is looking at them] Do you see them? Kenny follows him out of the row, then Clyde, Butters, and Jimmy.

It's Stan.].

Episode 1208 - The China Probrem Cast: Stan Kyle Cartman Butters Kenny Clyde Jimmy Liane Detective Yates and Mitch South Park District Attorney Indiana Jones Steven Spielberg George Lucas Police Captain and Officers Chinese Officer Chinese Family Diners and Wait Staff at P.F. Chang's SWAT Officer Deputy Stormtrooper Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters are being forced to watch the live political debate between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton when an emergency news bulletin interrupts to report that Britney Spears has been spotted in South Park peeing on a ladybug. Chang's, day. Cartman runs up to him] What happened?!

That is not cool, Butters!

The China Probrem took the barbs even further (too far one could argue) by showing a lascivious Lucas/Spielberg raping Indiana Jones. We have a warrant for your arrest!

...It's NOT okay! So Enterthestars left me this message earlier on my Umbrella symbolism video. Cartman wakes from his nightmare and checks his face to be sure he's not dreaming] DAMNIT no!

It's okay.

HAWWWW!

Not this time. We can't change it now. Synopsis. South Park District Attorney Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a 2008 American action-adventure film directed by Steven Spielberg and the fourth installment in the Indiana Jones series.Released nineteen years after the previous film, the film is set in 1957, pitting Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) against Soviet agents led by Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett)—searching for a telepathic crystal skull. All right, Butters, I think we've almost got the Chinese to trust us! And I will stop at nothing! JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! Indiana Jones Full Ep.

I don't think anybody here saw it. Stay- stay back!

[P.F. Stan says softly] There was nothing we could do. Number Games going to Amazon 84 days after Zach's ... Houston Rockets eliminated on Yao Ming's birthday-... Synchronicity with conversation last night-The Umb... Lincoln Police Officer Mario Herrera dies and the ... Tiger on the Loose near Knoxville, Tennessee. Cartman walks up and stands between Kyle and Kenny.]. Fuck the Chinese. [walks towards the front doors]. [The drummers start up again]Too many of them. Rape! https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/r92nf0/south-park-somebody-do-something.

[hops onto the stool] So you'll join the American Liberation Front?! There was nothing we could do, Kyle!

That's why I've started: the American Liberation Front. No one is near him]. That's what Indy would have wanted. Shooting a guy in the dick??

No, we have to stup them! Dan, I found YOU in South Park.You are depicted as one of the Trolls at the Table.Watch the episode that Kyle's Dad meets the other Trolls.The scene resembles the Last Supper, which I recall you talking about. I know that I'll have to testify, that I'll have to... relive what I saw that day. We have a warrant for your arrest!

You with the gun, step out or we will fire upon you.

Somebody has to stop them! We all... saw it happen.

Lucas cackles softly] Get them britches down.

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Yes I saw it, but I- [his face drops and he turns away] But I just try not to think about it. Grab his hands, heh. You don't get it Butters!

[Stan wanders through town, but stops to remember something: he's in the movie theater watching a movie and eating popcorn], Indiana Jones! I mean, Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls (2008) wasn’t great but to suggest its sexual assault on one’s childhood memories and a beloved character did have me spewing out my metaphorical popcorn in shock. So wait. S13 • E3. We've gotta do something. [Stan turns right and sighs] Do you remember that scene with Indiana in the refrigerator? One of them pounds on the front door], George Lucas and Steven Spielberg!

That means... they'll never be free to rape again. The China Probrem.

The same. Butters is taking a bubble bath with a rubber ducky and a toy submarine], Lu lu lu I've got some space flight. We can't let them ever do this again. Did you, Mitch? The drummers are bent over their drums as lights in the drums flash on and off] Thousands of Chinese performers playing ancient Chinese drums.

The Chinese outnumber us a million to one. In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. The Chinese are gonna take us over, Butters! A group dedicated to freeing American from Chinese tyranny. I can't do this anymore! I really don't care anymore, Butters. It was the mid-season premiere for season 12, and was dedicated to Isaac Hayes who died on August 10 of that year. I thought I could go on like before. I bet you can squeal like a pig! Well... maybe you can forget what happened, bit I... can't. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny await the bus. [has Indy on his knees and mounts him. Chang's.

Do whatever.

Kill me.

I bet you can squeal! [turns aside] You think about it. This is it, Butters. [Indy struggles to get away, but Lucas is in full control] He's gonna do it right there! Chang's, night.

That is NOT COOL! [finally speaks up] Well okay, I'm sorry! [Butters' bathroom. A group dedicated to freeing American from Chinese tyranny.

Stan sighs, closes the door and approaches him] Kyle, you can't keep doing this. [a couple stops eating] The gig is up!

These American traitors might have bought your propaganda, but not us!

[puts his hands in his jacket pockets] God damnit. [Cartman now dreams of walking among the drummers] No! Do it! What day is American invasion again? My friend was raped last Memorial Day weekend. This is life or death now! Ah yes, herro prease.

Look, we don't know what you're talking about. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/south-park-leans-china-censorship-controversy-f-chinese-government-1246728. So wait. No!

You don't shoot a guy in the dick.

Good afternoon.

Rape! The Chinese, no!

Southpark.fandom.com"The China Probrem" is the eighth episode of Season Twelve, and the 175th overall episode of South Park.It aired on October 8, 2008. "The China Probrem" is the eighth episode in the twelfth season of the American animated television series South Park. Yeah, [gibberish] So, what are the plans to take over America again? It's already started. Everyone just stay where you are until we can sort this all out.

And you are ALL going to pay for betraying your country to the Chinese!

So ah where were we? [the six boys run out of there.]. He remembers the scene this way:] No, no... [pounds his desk], [a bar, night. You take your American Liberation Front and you shove it up your ass.

It made me realize that I want America to be safe, but not at the cost of losing its dignity.

I don't think I can. You can't really say that Spielberg and Lucas raped Indiana Jones in the new film. [sobbing] They are so!

All right, we need to go over there and find out what we can from those Commie rats. [The screen is shown: Indy is at the foot of a long set of stairs].

Announcer. Okay, okay I'm freaked out.

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We're going to search everyone and get statements!

HAWWWW! OK.